The photo of me with two distinguished people is real, sort of. Yes, I accompanied Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and HRH Prince Philip on their 1994 tour of the Fortress of Louisbourg, but there were others in the entourage as well. My step-mother wanted to crop out the others: Premier John Savage, federal Minister Dave Dingwall and others. So she went to a photo shop and this is the result. You can make out some of the feet of the missing people if you study the ground.